cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips: catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
i still think that “Oh, Robin… if I could spend the rest of my life with anyone, it’d be you.” is the best thing of dialogue ive written in ages
fadesandspins liked your post: no merirididiAND what are you dogign what what what r you doing
kingjareth-: Why would you go out of your way to tell someone that you didn’t like how they look. Nothing good is going to come out of that and it’s just going to make you seem like a horrible person.
UGGHGHGHGHHFFFGGG FUCK I WANT TO DRAW SOME PORN!!!!!!
notyoudonut: “Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
magikyrp: No matter how good you may be, if you don’t get the basics it will come back to bite you. Step 1. This is the biggy. This step dictates the entire head drawing, and or pose for that matter if you are attaching an entire body to this. Start with a sphere, freehand will do, so long as it reads as a ball. You are going to divide the sphere into halves, then fourths. There will be 8...
i just had a nap and had a dream that simon was in a kate bush video or something????
I hate rapping, I’ve always hated it, I’ve tried to… no I haven’t really tried...– Robert Smith (via antichristsuperstar)
should i just put something like ‘robert smiths nipples’ because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
im going to give some people a thing to discuss on omegle but i cant think what to put
#fuck yeah budgie’s arms#thought i’d throw that in there omg auntie gorgo
it keeps skipping loads on have a cigar im gunna kms ;-;
ladies and gentlemen and everyone else i have an announcement to make anuses ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the charity shop didnt have that typewriter so i bought a skirt and a culture club single instead and now im sat in my room listening to wish you were here
stigmata-martyr asked: That wasn't spam, by the way. See: The Cure, The Cure, Anuses etc etc.
stigmata-martyr asked: I never talk over the internet to people I don't know. But I am in the mood. I really am. I mean it's the new year, right? I thought I might just talk to whoever was next on my homepage; ie: you.