ive just seen hentai of a girl having sex with a tepig ???????
daily reminder that i wasnt expecting this →
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gary numan though DAAAAAAAANG
Cosmo sex tip # 1738
a-freewheeling-bisexual: After a night of passion, get out and stand over the bed while he is asleep and murder him brutally, whispering this is my design.
Anonymous asked: reverse tmi: i have a thing for my boyfriend sticking ice up my butt and the other day we were at the movies and he did it it feels really good and then at the end of Iron Man 3 we went home and had really good sex (we waited until the bit after the credits though) this is 100% true
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should i go to bed i think ill go to bed nite nite garey x
gary numan is one damn fine specimen of a human being
Anonymous asked: wht about bums?
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benedict cumberbatch becomes so exposed to bastardisations of his name on the blogging website tumblr.com that he begins to believe his name is not benedict cumberbatch but instead several variations of it
prince-of-pastries: tmi tuesday??????? tmi asks top 5’s rate kinks reverse tmi ?? ?
AHM A LIGHTWEIGHT AN AH AM STICKIN BOTTLE A BUCKY AN AM OOT MA CHICKEN
what i will never understand is why i spent about a minute on my mums bedroom floor laughing until my tummy hurt… about lard…..
the one i posted literally like half an hour ago where hes all shirtless and eyelashes and i need am adult
i need an adult
auntie gorgo look at the photoset i posted i want...
gorgonetta replied to your post: IM GOING TO CRY BEFCAUSE GARY NUMAN seems legit yeah
look how cute a gary
i got all excited about gary numan and then my mum said i should unexcite myself by thinking about lard and i ended up falling on the floor and laughing for at least a full minute who
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michaelpalin replied to your post: what u will find in /tagged/gary+numan cars are… i gotta listen 2 cars now
what u will find in /tagged/gary+numan cars are friends electric cars someones anecdote about cars the mighty boosh “im listening to cars lol so quirky” the end are friends electric occasionally the video for my machines by battles occasionally the video for petals by officers cars some more me crying about garys face actual garys
another life claimed by hot older dudes
ive made the gary numan tag so much better
oh noooooo mood swings im getting all wistful because tHEY WANMT PEOPLE TO BE IN THWE FILM
IM GOING TO CRY BEFCAUSE GARY NUMAN
I WANT TO BE IN THE FILM →
WHY HAVE I GOT TO GO TO FRICKIN LONDON TO BE IN THE FILM
literally all ive been able to say about that picture is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!